This isn’t just a birthday card.
It’s a full-on emotional subpoena —
Introducing “You’ve Been Served,” the perfect card for that special someone who deserves a psychological ambush wrapped in elegant type. The front reads like a sincere memory in the making —
“you will never forget today because…”
— and the inside delivers the twist: You’ve been served. (Affidavit and all.)
Minimalist black-on-white design. Premium feel. Disturbingly satisfying delivery.
Sold only in packs of 10 — because one burn is never enough.
